What a Jerk!

Cook easy.

‘DO Fear the Reaper’

(you wanted heat? This is very hot) 

Ok, I’m not going to mess about – this one is VERY HOT! Gorgeous fruity flavours permeate with the inclusion of the infamous Carolina Reaper chilli coming to the party! I’ve put the Reaper with some of their best mates and calming influences, so give it a go!

‘Classic What a Jerk!’

(oh yes, it’s hot)

The original, the classic… the best? Tried and tested: deep flavour, fruity, aromatic, spicy, hot! My choice blend of 4 of the best chillies that the sun has ever shone down upon, puts a smile on your face and an addictive slow burn on your lips.

‘New Jerk City’

(smooth and smouldering)

The film star by the pool – the ‘yacht rock’ of Jerk marinades: smooth & sophisticated. With pineapple, cinnamon and a hint of coriander, this is a group effort – an ensemble cast, but still with the hot looks and taste!

What a Jerk! ‘Nuts & Bolts’

Weights and measures

Each jar contains 280g Net weight (‘e’) of marinade


All ‘What a Jerk!’ marinades are £5.00 each. Simple


Free delivery in the Brighton & Hove area …probably me on a bike

Further afield: Jars are perfect for our product – reusable and easily recyclable, but also heavy…so, the best way that i can maximise your Jerk vs. postal costs is…

Upto: any 3 Jars – £6.00 (Royal Mail, 2nd Class; Guaranteed and Signed For)

Upto: any 8 Jars – £11.50 (Royal Mail, 2nd Class; Guaranteed and Signed For)

Recycling and environmental responsibility

Here at ‘What a Jerk’ we take care that all product packaging is as easy to reuse and recycle as possible – glass jars, recycled paper and cardboard are used exclusively

I use local suppliers for my chillies, and other ingredients are sourced locally wherever possible

Get in touch

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